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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

i wanna have sex with you, but...



...i'm hoping for a boy.

so, we're gonna have to wait till tomorrow night, k?

my fab friend, Andrea, sent me a checklist for conceiving a boy. the highlights of the list are:

*have sex no earlier than 12 hours after ovulation. (girl sperm hang out and linger, boys are strong and fast)

*doggie, baby! (deposits the sperm super close to the cervix)

*the big O (having an orgasm after him will help his guys move on up)


one thing about having
pcos, is that i usually have VERY painful ovulation. i ovulated today (thanks for the ibuprofen, Sara) from the right ovary. yes, this is NOT a made up thang. i can actually feel (often very acutely) when i ovulate.

tonight, we're gonna have to mess around, but i ain't messin' around with this baby stuff. i'm going by the list...what could it hurt? if we do get a girl out of this, i sure in hell am not going to name her Andrea! :)

4 comments:

Bonnie said...

In order to have a boy you have to do it standing up in the kitchen while eating nachos and plates are spinning on your head. At least that's what we did : )

Seeking Sara said...

"standing up in the kitchen while eating nachos and plates are spinning on your head"
LMAO ROFL!!!!!!!!

Here's to havin a boy!!! Have fun tryin'!

C-man and Mama said...

LMAO!

OR

Get totally wasted on frozen drinks in Mexico and have sex all over the hotel until you pass out!

Andrea said...

:giggles:

And of course if you get a nina, you HAVE to name her Andrea now.

;)